cole sprouse:in case you haven't noticed, I can't act. I'm a bad actor. I don't portray human emotions, and I don't WANT to portray human emotions. have you ever seen me without the same weird scowl for every emotion? That's bad acting
antiways…. now that bb18 is clearly and officially a flop, lemme take this opportunity to let yall know that if you haven’t yet, yall really need to get your life together and watch the superior format of big brother, bb canada
it follows the same format as bbus except:
it’s SO MUCH BETTER
casting is completely on point, largely bc there’s more diversity
there’s still production interference but it’s mostly to ensure that there’s constant power shifts aka the seasons are never boring or one-note where only one side of the house is constantly in power unlike in bbus:
the twists are usually designed to benefit the fan faves (even though they don’t ALWAYS benefit the fan faves but it’s the thot that counts)
and speaking of fan faves, because casting is so good and because there’s more diversity, instead of white men the fan favorites each season are usually women or poc or, more frequently, woc:
hi legends!
they don’t do that thing where they recycle the same comps every year; the comps are designed by king trevor boris who’s so good at his job that bbus hired him to help design their comps this season.
the have the superior host queen arisa cox who loves the game so much she watches the feeds and livetweets and everything and she’s so interactive with fans and podcasts and isn’t afraid to snatch misogynistic douchebags on live television:
amazing twists that don’t flop at the first opportunity. last season they got international houseguests to enter the game and play in this new format that they’re not used to and it was a huge success. amazing! 2 seasons ago they literally had a triple eviction and an instant eviction which were two separate instances. so like a double eviction but even more hectic and stressful and crackt. oh wow! they got 3 ppl to live for one week in a locked room where they all got to spy on the houseguests and one of them would eventually be voted into the house like almost a month into the game. incredible!
SO MANY ICONIC MOMENTS AND PERSONALITIES AKA:
queen ika shredding everybody’s family letters and cursing them all bc she knew they were all voting her out? iconic!
king mitch giving the single most legendary veto speech in bb history? iconic!
queen sindy orchestrating and blindsiding her own SHOWMANCE to benefit her game? fucking iconic!
queen sabrina doing… THAT… in every single way? iconic!
queen brittnee going from the designated pawn every week to being the biggest power player of her season? iconic!
queen neda making a name for herself by lying and manipulating her way around the house and getting her best friend/meat shield to do all her dirty work for her, thus being recognized as one of the best players to ever play big brother? iconic!
queen topaz singlehandedly being responsible for the most memorable moment in any bb finale ever by accidentally voting for her nemesis to win instead of her best friend? unparalleled in iconic-ness!
king gary doing the most in every waking moment of this game? iconic!
queen legend empress regent her serene highness cassandra shahinfar exemplifying the concept of the PERFECT big brother houseguest? contributing amazing drama, entertainment AND gameplay to the show? pulling off some of the most amazing and shocking moves to the point where some people were caught so off-guard that they were forced to nominate themselves?? in their own hoh?? during a live episode??? and even the host arisa didn’t know what the f to do in that situation???? the most iconic!
IN CONCLUSION: this is literally the better version of big brother and if you want a version of this game that doesn’t singularly benefit the boring white men that inevitably get cast every season, this is the show for you! just forget about the fact that… ummm…. the best players never win the game, but OTHER THAN THAT IT’S LITERALLY A PERFECT SERIES AND IT DESERVES MORE FANS AND VIEWERSHIP AND YOU’LL ALL BE DOING YOURSELVES A FAVOR BY ACQUAINTING YOURSELVES WITH IT SO HERE ARE SOME LINKS TO GET YOU STARTED:
